“To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid!”

~Unknown

“Dear Mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep.”

~Unknown

“The ability to speak multiple languages is valuable but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.”

~Unknown

“You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust. What do you have to be afraid of?”

~Unknown

“My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle! Information goes in and then it’s never found again!”

~Unknown

“If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.”

~Unknown

“Don't waste a moment of your life trying to be normal.”

~Unknown

“Be afraid of the quiet ones, they are the ones who actually think.”

~Unknown

“Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out.”

~Unknown

“If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.”

~Milton Friedman

“When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.”

~Buddha

“Make your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you.”

~Unknown

“I thought I was pretty cool until I realized plants can eat sun & poop out air.”

~Jim Bugg

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

~Albert Einstein

“Human Being: A creature that cuts trees, makes paper & writes "Save Trees" on the same paper.”

~Unknown

“I am an artist; do not tell me to come out of my shell, because my shell is bigger than your universe, thank you for understanding.”

~Unknown

“Haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t swim.”

~Anonymous

“Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses...sometimes the 'M' is silent.”

~Unknown

“Paying for school to get a job… just to get a job to pay for school?!”

~Unknown

“I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they’re trying to figure out who the hell you were!”

~Unknown

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

~Lana Turner

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

~Margaret Mead

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

~Ron White