“Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.”

~Unknown

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”

~Steve Irwin

“I have decided to be happy because it's good for my health.”

~Voltaire

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.”

~L. Frank Baum

“The most complex object in the known universe, brain, only uses 20 watts of power. It would require a nuclear power plant to energise a computer the size of a city block to mimic your brain, and your brain does it with just 20 watts. So if someone calls you a dim bulb, that’s a compliment.”

~Michio Kaku

“Climate change has taken on political dimensions. That's odd because I don't see people choosing sides over E=Mc2 or other fundamental facts of science.”

~Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.”

~Unknown

“I'm not insulting you. I'm just describing you.”

~Sherlock

“You’d lose your mind trying to understand mine.”

~Unknown

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”

~Will Rogers

“Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.”

~John Cleese

“When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are Stupid.”

~Unknown

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

~Benjamin Franklin

“Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.”

~Unknown

“I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.”

~Unknown

“I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one.”

~Emily Heller

“The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually living a good life.”

~Unknown

“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

~George Carlin

“I was asked once, ‘you’re a smart man, why aren’t you rich? I replied 'you’re a rich man, why aren’t you smart?”

~Jacque Fresco

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

~Dalai Lama

“I don't care that they stole my idea. I care that they don't have any of their own.”

~Nikola Tesla

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

~George Carlin