“I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.”

~Coco Chanel

“Happiness is finding someone as weird as yourself.”


“Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.”


“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”

~Steve Irwin

“I have decided to be happy because it's good for my health.”


“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.”

~L. Frank Baum

“The most complex object in the known universe, brain, only uses 20 watts of power. It would require a nuclear power plant to energise a computer the size of a city block to mimic your brain, and your brain does it with just 20 watts. So if someone calls you a dim bulb, that’s a compliment.”

~Michio Kaku

“Climate change has taken on political dimensions. That's odd because I don't see people choosing sides over E=Mc2 or other fundamental facts of science.”

~Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.”


“I'm not insulting you. I'm just describing you.”


“You’d lose your mind trying to understand mine.”


“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”

~Will Rogers

“Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.”

~John Cleese

“When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are Stupid.”


“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

~Benjamin Franklin

“Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.”


“I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.”


“I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one.”

~Emily Heller

“The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually living a good life.”


“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

~George Carlin

“I was asked once, ‘you’re a smart man, why aren’t you rich? I replied 'you’re a rich man, why aren’t you smart?”

~Jacque Fresco

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

~Dalai Lama