“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

~George Carlin

“The wise create proverbs for fools to learn, not to repeat.”

~African proverb

"Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away."

~Unknown

“A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.”

~African proverb

“I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here."

~Arthur C. Clarke

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”

~Oscar Wilde

"Sweetie, if you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty"

~Marilyn Monroe

"You can't always control who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of...!"

~Unknown

"The more you know, the crazier you look."

~Unknown

“It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy.”

~Unknown

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."

~William Gibson

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”

~Charles Bukowski

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."

~Mark Twain

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

~Mark Twain

"You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request: Don’t stand in the door, you’re blocking the traffic."

~Unknown

“You Are the Result of 4 Billion Years of Evolutionary Success. Act Like It”

~Unknown

“Some people need a high five in the face with a chair”

~Unknown