Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know

“Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.”

~Bill Burr

“I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like siblings..!”

~Unknown

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

~Lana Turner