“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
~George Carlin
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Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignor...
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