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You can never be overdressed or overeducated

You can never be overdressed or overeducated

Emily October 2, 2021

Haters are confused admirers who can’t understand why everybody else likes you

Haters are confused admirers who can’t understand why everybody else likes you

Emily September 11, 2021

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad

Emily September 5, 2021

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

Emily September 5, 2021

Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three

Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three

Emily August 15, 2019

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy

Emily July 17, 2019

Bacteria is the only culture some people have

Bacteria is the only culture some people have

Emily July 16, 2019

Namas’cray – the crazy in me recognizes and honors the crazy in you

Namas’cray – the crazy in me recognizes and honors the crazy in you

Emily June 25, 2019

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that

Emily June 1, 2019

You don`t need bigger boobs. You need to read better books

You don`t need bigger boobs. You need to read better books

Emily May 30, 2019

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is

Emily May 30, 2019

EMPATHS BE LIKE I just want to save humanity

EMPATHS BE LIKE I just want to save humanity

Emily May 26, 2019

The more I get to know certain people, the more I realize why Noah

The more I get to know certain people, the more I realize why Noah

Emily May 23, 2019

Our entire universe is probably in a tiny glass jar somewhere, placed on a shelf in

Our entire universe is probably in a tiny glass jar somewhere, placed on a shelf in

Emily July 3, 2018

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion

Emily June 4, 2018

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of bullshit

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of bullshit

Emily November 1, 2017

Happy Hula Hoop Day! It’s not how many times you have been around the sun, it’s about all the fun

Happy Hula Hoop Day! It’s not how many times you have been around the sun, it’s about all the fun

Emily June 27, 2017

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your

Emily May 23, 2017

Some people are a human version of migraine

Some people are a human version of migraine

Emily May 16, 2017

Know your worth. Then add tax

Know your worth. Then add tax

Emily April 25, 2017

If Tetris has taught me anything, it’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear

If Tetris has taught me anything, it’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear

Emily March 28, 2017

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn

Emily February 21, 2017

Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you

Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you

Emily February 14, 2017

Destroy racism. Be like a panda

Destroy racism. Be like a panda

Emily January 24, 2017

Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them

Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them

Emily December 20, 2016