“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
~George Carlin
Haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t ...
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a supe...