“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
~George Carlin
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal
Dear Mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value
Dear karma, I have a list of people that you missed
Everybody is so obsessed with bodybuilding. We need to start buil...