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No matter how serious life gets you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with

No matter how serious life gets you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with

Emily December 3, 2014

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat

Emily December 1, 2014

Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king

Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king

Emily November 14, 2014

Sometimes you gotta play the role of a fool to fool the fool who THINKS they are fooling you

Sometimes you gotta play the role of a fool to fool the fool who THINKS they are fooling you

Emily November 8, 2014

Dear karma, I have a list of people that you missed

Dear karma, I have a list of people that you missed

Emily November 6, 2014

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid

Emily October 28, 2014

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip

Emily October 26, 2014

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing

Emily October 21, 2014

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse

Emily October 17, 2014

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it

Emily October 16, 2014

They told me that to make her fall in love; I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I’m the one who falls in love

They told me that to make her fall in love; I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I’m the one who falls in love

Emily October 15, 2014

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

Emily October 11, 2014

Negative people don’t want solutions. Solutions mean they have to work to find something else to be negative about!

Negative people don’t want solutions. Solutions mean they have to work to find something else to be negative about!

Emily September 26, 2014

To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter

To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter

Emily September 22, 2014

There are over 7 BILLION PEOPLE on earth and you’re going to let 1 PERSON ruin your day? DON’T

There are over 7 BILLION PEOPLE on earth and you’re going to let 1 PERSON ruin your day? DON’T

Emily September 20, 2014

I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all

I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all

Emily September 19, 2014

Happiness is finding someone as weird as yourself

Happiness is finding someone as weird as yourself

Emily September 18, 2014

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

Emily September 9, 2014

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first

Emily September 7, 2014

I have decided to be happy because it’s good for my health

I have decided to be happy because it’s good for my health

Emily September 6, 2014

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them

Emily September 1, 2014

Scarecrow: I haven’t got a brain… only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you’re right

Scarecrow: I haven’t got a brain… only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you’re right

Emily August 28, 2014

The most complex object in the known universe, brain, only uses 20 watts of power. It would require a nuclear power plant to energise a computer the size of a city block to mimic your brain, and your brain does it with just 20 watts. So if someone calls you a dim bulb, that’s a compliment

The most complex object in the known universe, brain, only uses 20 watts of power. It would require a nuclear power plant to energise a computer the size of a city block to mimic your brain, and your brain does it with just 20 watts. So if someone calls you a dim bulb, that’s a compliment

Emily August 25, 2014

Climate change has taken on political dimensions. That’s odd because I don’t see people choosing sides over E=Mc2 or other fundamental facts of science

Climate change has taken on political dimensions. That’s odd because I don’t see people choosing sides over E=Mc2 or other fundamental facts of science

Emily August 22, 2014

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice

Emily August 21, 2014

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