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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle! Information goes in and then it’s never found again!

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle! Information goes in and then it’s never found again!

Emily April 30, 2015

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me

Emily April 23, 2015

Don’t waste a moment of your life trying to be normal

Don’t waste a moment of your life trying to be normal

Emily April 23, 2015

Be afraid of the quiet ones, they are the ones who actually think

Be afraid of the quiet ones, they are the ones who actually think

Emily April 8, 2015

Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong

Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong

Emily April 7, 2015

Don’t be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn’t going to fall out

Don’t be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn’t going to fall out

Emily April 2, 2015

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand

Emily March 31, 2015

When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

Emily March 30, 2015

Make your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you

Make your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you

Emily March 25, 2015

I thought I was pretty cool until I realized plants can eat sun & poop out air

I thought I was pretty cool until I realized plants can eat sun & poop out air

Emily March 25, 2015

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former

Emily March 22, 2015

Human Being: A creature that cuts trees, makes paper & writes “Save Trees” on the same paper

Human Being: A creature that cuts trees, makes paper & writes “Save Trees” on the same paper

Emily March 14, 2015

I am an artist; do not tell me to come out of my shell, because my shell is bigger than your universe, thank you for understanding

I am an artist; do not tell me to come out of my shell, because my shell is bigger than your universe, thank you for understanding

Emily March 9, 2015

Haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t swim

Haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t swim

Emily March 2, 2015

Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses…sometimes the ‘M’ is silent

Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses…sometimes the ‘M’ is silent

Emily March 2, 2015

Paying for school to get a job… just to get a job to pay for school?!

Paying for school to get a job… just to get a job to pay for school?!

Emily February 23, 2015

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they’re trying to figure out who the hell you were!

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they’re trying to figure out who the hell you were!

Emily February 20, 2015

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man

Emily January 13, 2015

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

Emily January 13, 2015

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party

Emily January 13, 2015

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do

Emily January 6, 2015

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something

Emily December 29, 2014

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth

Emily December 19, 2014

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself

Emily December 14, 2014

The more people I meet, the less I want to leave the house

The more people I meet, the less I want to leave the house

Emily December 13, 2014

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