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Everybody is so obsessed with bodybuilding. We need to start building our minds before we have a country

Everybody is so obsessed with bodybuilding. We need to start building our minds before we have a country

Emily December 13, 2016

So, if we lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to us its politics

So, if we lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to us its politics

Emily November 1, 2016

It’s better to have your nose in a book, than in someone else’s business

It’s better to have your nose in a book, than in someone else’s business

Emily September 6, 2016

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set

Emily August 16, 2016

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

Emily July 23, 2016

If you behaved like your government you’d be arrested!

If you behaved like your government you’d be arrested!

Emily April 26, 2016

Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you’re honest with them, then you

Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you’re honest with them, then you

Emily April 14, 2016

Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively

Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively

Emily April 11, 2016

Just legalize everything and let Darwin do the rest

Just legalize everything and let Darwin do the rest

Emily April 5, 2016

An imagination comes to an open mind and that which comes to an empty/materialistic mind

An imagination comes to an open mind and that which comes to an empty/materialistic mind

Emily April 5, 2016

Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well, make

Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well, make

Emily April 4, 2016

You know what I like about pen and paper? Nobody can hack into this shit

You know what I like about pen and paper? Nobody can hack into this shit

Emily March 29, 2016

If I tell you I’m good, probably you will say I’m boasting. But if I

If I tell you I’m good, probably you will say I’m boasting. But if I

Emily March 25, 2016

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal

Emily March 12, 2016

If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself

If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself

Emily February 24, 2016

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is

Emily February 16, 2016

You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself

You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself

Emily January 30, 2016

No matter how great the talent or efforts, some things just take time

No matter how great the talent or efforts, some things just take time

Emily January 20, 2016

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love

Emily January 16, 2016

Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance

Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance

Emily January 15, 2016

I don’t need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness

I don’t need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness

Emily January 13, 2016

Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it… Yet.

Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it… Yet.

Emily December 14, 2015

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away

Emily December 13, 2015

I’ve found the Key to Happiness. Stay the Hell away from Assholes!

I’ve found the Key to Happiness. Stay the Hell away from Assholes!

Emily December 11, 2015

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value

Emily November 22, 2015

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